The Cuddle Master

Eats the food, drinks the wine



verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one’s rectum.

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i just want that feeling of getting to know you again.

"When I taught my man playing away on his drum
Something clicked in my brain and I became less dumb
I’m working for bread crumbs
Pretending there’s a meaning
But my employment is just a bucket, I’m desperately beating
And one day, I’ll be old and retired
Looking at my life like what a waste of good fire
All because school never taught me how to be inspired
And the job concerned applying to myself just wouldn’t hire"

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